9th November 1989 - 5th February 2018 (10,316 days) - The Berlin Wall has now been down for as long as it stood.
Holy shit
5 years ago with 76,333 notes
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
5 years ago with 399,843 notes
Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight
Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy
Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.
Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.
oh… the tea is hot
this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life
“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
It expires when its empty
5 years ago with 373,265 notes
i did this to all of my musicals and i’m really proud
hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?
5 years ago with 174,302 notes
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
holy shit
whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.
I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words. This is awesome.
was not expecting that handstand jfc
im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty
especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well
they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2
as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this
harry potter and the philosopher’s stone? ah, no, you misheard me. i, diogenes, am a hairy potman, a philosopher, and stoned.
5 years ago with 2,159 notes
i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it
i see my cats little nose, i kiss it
5 years ago with 145,174 notes
that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick
5 years ago with 236,203 notes
they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football
Or he could just be an introvert.
I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.
im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day
god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them
this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful
5 years ago with 214,148 notes
reblog if you support coop
5 years ago with 141,468 notes
